# The Kyle and Marc Holiday Special

- Link: https://chatterblast.com/blog/the-kyle-and-marc-holiday-special/
- Published: 2015-12-23T18:31:08-05:00
- Author: chatterblastteam

**Marc: **_Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas and happy holidays, readers. ChatterBlast is_
[_really feeling the Christmas spirit this year._](http://cbla.st/CBMHoliday2015)_
Candy canes? Check. Yuletide delights? We’ve got ‘em. Tricks and treats? That’s 
Halloween, you bozo! Yep, it’s safe to say that __Xmas __Christmas is our fave (
favorite) time of the year. However, it’s not all snowflakes and mistletoes for 
us. For Kyle and I, the pressure was on for our Holiday Blog to be a big hit. _

**Kyle:_ _**_Wow—you sure said it, Marc. And with our _[_last big blog_](http://chatterblast.wpengine.com/blog/employee-spotlight-the-kyle-and-marc-variety-hour/)_
practically #breaking #the #Internet, universally renowned as _**_the best blog 
of 2015_**_(link pending), we’ve left ourselves with only one more benchmark to 
hit:_

### **Biggest. Blog. Of the 󠀁[Willennium](https://resources.wimpmusic.com/images/95c536b8/5218/45c9/9c69/69d579b10e98/1280x1280.jpg)󠁿.**

Naturally, in preparing for such a task we had to get extra pumped up.

https://vine.co/v/imPtUrApvL3

## Here”s a bonus behind-the-scenes peak at our brainstorming process.

[⌊brainstorm⌉⌊brainstorm⌉[

## Memes

Who doesn’t love a good MEME? Here are some of our favorites… with a holiday twist.

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Hilarious.

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So true.

## We interviewed all of the ‘Blasters about their favorite holiday traditions. You won’t believe what happens next.

**Nick D’Ascenzo**’s favorite holiday tradition is spending time with his grandchildren,
of course.

**Joey Conicella** hides money and other treats in little plastic eggs around the
house for his loved ones to scavenge.

**Justin Lehmann** celebrates every Christmas with a new body piercing. Guess where
this year’s is going. 😉

Every Christmas, **Craig Beyerle** gets married. And every Christmas Eve he gets
a new divorce!

**Jackie Kollar** hosts a black mass in celebration of Krampus.

**Kelly Devine** practices field goal kicks all day. She once nailed a 40-yarder!

**Jess Meeder** goes to the beach and buries herself in the sand, where she awaits
the tide’s cold embrace.

**Chris Blondell** attempts the Forest Gump cross-country run. Still hasn’t made
it out of Philly by the 26th!

**Alison Kessler** watches Spring Breakers over and over again. Not sure what’s 
up with that, actually.

**Matt Ray **hangs stockings for each of the woodland critters he has befriended
over the years.

**Evan Urbania **attempts the milk gallon challenge. Still hasn’t gotten it!

## The Chris Corner

[⌊chris⌉⌊chris⌉[

_[_**_Editor’s note:_**_ Welcome to the Chris Corner! This year, we thought it would
be nice to give Chris his very own section in our [online casino](http://www.svenskkasinon.com/)
blog to really speak his mind about the holidays. Get out your reading glasses, 
ladies and gents! It’s The Chris Corner.]_

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## **The holidays are a time of reflection, so we did a bit of reflection of our own on some killer #brands who really nailed it on Christmas five years ago.**

> Merry Christmas everyone! http://pub.vitrue.com/Xwx
> — Toys"R"Us (@ToysRUs) [December 25, 2010](https://twitter.com/ToysRUs/status/18691783877726211?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

Amazing.

> So, how does Santa Clause get in if you don’t have a chimney?
> — Applebee's Grill + Bar (@Applebees) [December 25, 2010](https://twitter.com/Applebees/status/18502423391764480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

Wow.

> Wishing you a very Merry Christmas! We'll be back online on Tuesday, December 
> 28!
> — McDonald's (@McDonalds) [December 24, 2010](https://twitter.com/McDonalds/status/18365454309392384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

The boys are back online!

> Merry Christmas to you and yours!
> — FedEx (@FedEx) [December 25, 2010](https://twitter.com/FedEx/status/18693163484971008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

Thanks, @FedEx!

> Merry Christmas Eve! http://twitpic.com/3jaz3y
> — Taco Bell (@tacobell) [December 25, 2010](https://twitter.com/tacobell/status/18490268047122432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

Taco Bell got a head start on the holiday# wishes!

> Merry [#Christmas](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Christmas?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)!
> http://twitpic.com/3j8ixc
> — Pepsi (@pepsi) [December 24, 2010](https://twitter.com/pepsi/status/18432229210324993?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

#Christmas

## Sponsored Post From the North Pole

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## Next Stop: Mom Time!

_In _[_our last super blog_](http://chatterblast.wpengine.com/blog/employee-spotlight-the-kyle-and-marc-variety-hour/)_,
we noted that our mothers wanted us to go to synagogue and church, respectively.
So for the holidays, we took some time for spiritual reflection. Happy Holidays,
Moms!_

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_**Marc: **Here’s an elfie a selfie that my mom made me take of us on the sixth 
night of Hanukkah a few days ago._

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_**Kyle:**_ _This week, I put on my Sunday’s best and headed to the 11 a.m. mass
at Corpus Christi with my mom. Here’s a quick candid shot she happened to snag of
me saying my prayers!_

## And Finally…

**_Here are inks to our real Amazon wish lists in case anyone wants to buy us gifts
😉  😉  😉_**

[**_Click here to see Marc’s wish list!_**](http://amzn.com/w/24A0I9J7Z2C0Q) 🙂

[**_Click here to see Kyle’s wish list!_**](http://amzn.com/w/1RXQRIPWLK74Q)_ 🙂_

Thanks for tuning in. See you next year!
