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May 31, 2016

Can you believe it?

It’s been one whole lunar calendar year since fan-favorite ‘Blasters Marc (the alternative and cute one) and Kyle (the mysterious and also cute one) began working here at Club CBM.

We’ve had a lot of laughs here, folks. Time flies.

It flies so quickly, in fact, that we’re not even going ramble on with a 5,000-word introductory paragraph, speech or manifesto since the bossman Matt Ray wants this blog posted by E.O.D. (that’s an abbrev’ we use in the biz for ‘End of Day’).  They say the best works of art spring forth from a really tight deadline and not an actual whole lot of planning, so let’s get to it!

Behind the Blog

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Summing up one whole year of making content in one piece of content is no easy task.  Here we are hard at work on great big blog number three, courtesy of professional Snapchatter Valerie “Valpal” Hoke.

Two-Question One-Year Interview

What are your future goals?

Marc: Go viral.

Kyle: Go viral. Live for those retweets and favs, ya’ll.

viral baby

GifWhat we imagine going viral is like. 

What are some of the most valuable lessons you’ve learned this past year? 

Marc: 

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Image: WordPress. 

Kyle: Someone is always responsible for a Nuts-to-You candy run in the middle of the week.  Also, Stevie Wonder isn’t actually blind.

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*Cue ‘The X-Files’ theme* Image: Motown Museum

And here’s a classic “Face/Swap”.

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Really makes you think.

Memorable Moments/Precious Mems

#TeamChatterBlast has been busy training for the @mssociety City to Shore ride. #FightMS #ReadyToMakeADifference

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So many good mems.

We took another BuzzFeed Quiz.

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Marc got…

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These guys. Image: Al Jazeera.

Kyle got…

Muammar Gaddafi. He wowed the world with his female bodyguards, inventive rewriting of Libyan history, and all around distortion of reality. Zenga, zenga.

Activity Corner: Print out this Moodboard if you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Let’s see that header image one more time, while we’re at it.

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Wow, that’s some good stuff. Fresco: Michelangelo. Graphic design: Samantha Hilty. 

Lightning Round Redux: Finish this sentence

The most overrated celeb is…

Kyle: Drake.

Marc: I love Drake. Can we do something else?

The most underrated celeb is…

Marc: will.i.am. The man’s name is also a URL!

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Kyle: Steve from Smash Mouth.

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___________ makes me angry.

Marc:

Kyle:

[Editor’s Note: We ran out of time and didn’t get to finish this one. —MS]

My go to karaoke song is…

Marc: 

Oh shit waddup…

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GifIt’s dat boi.

Kyle: “No Scrubs” by TLC.

My pet peeve is…

Marc: Calling things that bother me “pet peeves,” Kyle.

Kyle: When people near me watch Snapchat videos with the volume all the way up.

Is it lit?

Marc: Yes.

Kyle: Totally.

A song I’m embarrassed about liking is…

Marc:

A major guilty pleasure.

Kyle: That one Drake song.

Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?

Marc: Caught in a landslide.

Kyle: No escape from reality.

Ragrets

That time I got a frappucino and became instantly bloated

Name a movie to best describe the past year and explain why

Kyle: Jaws.

What a crazy ride it’s been!

Marc: Apocalypto (2006).

That’s about right. 

Alright, folks. Let’s wrap this up. Smash Mouth Live at Hard Rock, twice:

And the lyric video.

Another perfect blog in the books. Our work here is done. See you next time. 

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