The Kyle and Marc Holiday Special

December 23, 2015

Marc: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas and happy holidays, readers. ChatterBlast is really feeling the Christmas spirit this year. Candy canes? Check. Yuletide delights? We’ve got ‘em. Tricks and treats? That’s Halloween, you bozo! Yep, it’s safe to say that Xmas Christmas is our fave (favorite) time of the year. However, it’s not all snowflakes and mistletoes for us. For Kyle and I, the pressure was on for our Holiday Blog to be a big hit.

Kyle: Wow—you sure said it, Marc. And with our last big blog practically #breaking #the #Internet, universally renowned as the best blog of 2015(link pending), we’ve left ourselves with only one more benchmark to hit:

Biggest. Blog. Of the Willennium.

Naturally, in preparing for such a task we had to get extra pumped up.

Here”s a bonus behind-the-scenes peak at our brainstorming process.


Who doesn’t love a good MEME? Here are some of our favorites… with a holiday twist.

Hilarious. So true.

We interviewed all of the ‘Blasters about their favorite holiday traditions. You won’t believe what happens next.

Nick D’Ascenzo’s favorite holiday tradition is spending time with his grandchildren, of course.

Joey Conicella hides money and other treats in little plastic eggs around the house for his loved ones to scavenge.

Justin Lehmann celebrates every Christmas with a new body piercing. Guess where this year’s is going. 😉

Every Christmas, Craig Beyerle gets married. And every Christmas Eve he gets a new divorce!

Jackie Kollar hosts a black mass in celebration of Krampus.

Kelly Devine practices field goal kicks all day. She once nailed a 40-yarder!

Jess Meeder goes to the beach and buries herself in the sand, where she awaits the tide’s cold embrace.

Chris Blondell attempts the Forest Gump cross-country run. Still hasn’t made it out of Philly by the 26th!

Alison Kessler watches Spring Breakers over and over again. Not sure what’s up with that, actually.

Matt Ray hangs stockings for each of the woodland critters he has befriended over the years.

Evan Urbania attempts the milk gallon challenge. Still hasn’t gotten it!

The Chris Corner

[Editor’s note: Welcome to the Chris Corner! This year, we thought it would be nice to give Chris his very own section in our online casino blog to really speak his mind about the holidays. Get out your reading glasses, ladies and gents! It’s The Chris Corner.]

The holidays are a time of reflection, so we did a bit of reflection of our own on some killer #brands who really nailed it on Christmas five years ago.



The boys are back online!

Thanks, @FedEx!

Taco Bell got a head start on the holiday# wishes!


Sponsored Post From the North Pole

Next Stop: Mom Time!

In our last super blog, we noted that our mothers wanted us to go to synagogue and church, respectively.  So for the holidays, we took some time for spiritual reflection. Happy Holidays, Moms!

Marc: Here’s an elfie a selfie that my mom made me take of us on the sixth night of Hanukkah a few days ago.

Kyle: This week, I put on my Sunday’s best and headed to the 11 a.m. mass at Corpus Christi with my mom. Here’s a quick candid shot she happened to snag of me saying my prayers!

And Finally…

Here are inks to our real Amazon wish lists in case anyone wants to buy us gifts 😉  😉  😉

Click here to see Marc’s wish list! 🙂

Click here to see Kyle’s wish list! 🙂

Thanks for tuning in. See you next year!